how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
pop tarts are not kleenex
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
Randomize
