it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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