mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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