are you still at the devil's house?
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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