We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
He keeps bees of course he's weird
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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