Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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