Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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