This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
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