come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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