So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
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