There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
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