Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
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