This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
The uberlube is also flammable
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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