coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
It was a blind-side dick pic.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
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