Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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