Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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