That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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