I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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