It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
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