Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
Randomize
