Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
You're breaking my sexual little heart
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
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