um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
The convent might be a nice break from real life
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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