doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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