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Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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