Farmville is her only friend.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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