FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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