stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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