My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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