You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
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