So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
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