i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
Randomize
