What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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