I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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