I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
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