thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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