one two three fourrrrnication!
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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