Dual....:-)
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
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