i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
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