the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
Did we literally take a cab across the street
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
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