just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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