I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
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