My nipple is on Facebook.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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