u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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