I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
They should really pass out barf bags in church
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
You are a genius and a whore.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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