I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
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