I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
I forgot to tell you. Your neighbor was walking his tiny dog and saw me crawl out of my jeep drunk vomiting and holding onto my bumper. He just said: morning! all friendly.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
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