He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
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