I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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