Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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