96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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