Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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