so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
Randomize