I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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